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School Slang
  • Art Stars: Snide reference to teachers’ pets in the art school.
  • Big Ugly: Extremely unattractive but tasty hamburger-hotdog.
  • CDC: The Career Development Center.
  • CE: Ceramic Engineer.
  • Death Center: Crandall Health Center.
  • Fab Shop: The metal shop.
  • Ford Street: The Ford Street apartments on campus.
  • Glass Holes: Glass blowers.
  • Hot Shop: The glass blower’s shop.
  • Op Shop: Thrift Store on Mill Street.
  • Pixel Pushers: Design students.
  • Smartists: The BA/FA students.
  • Steinheim: Castle-like structure that houses the CDC.
  • Suicide Wings: Buffalo chicken wings of extremely spicy nature.
  • Suites: The Pine Hill Suites on campus.
  • Underwear: A bronze cast underwear installation in Powell Campus Center.
  • Uni: The Uni-Mart 24-hour convenience store.
  • Vaginas: The Vagina Monologues comes to campus every year.
Things I Wish I Knew Before Coming To School
  • “Town” consists of five stores and a post office.
  • Get on the smallest meal plan possible.
  • Go to Playfair during orientation.
  • Grades can be contested.
  • It’s a great school for undecided majors.
  • It’s not the hottest campus on earth.
Tips to Succeed
  • Actually go to class and go on time.
  • Always dispute bad grades.
  • Check your University e-mail.
  • Go to your teacher’s office hours.
  • Make studious friends.
  • Pick classes you actually like.
  • Take classes with popular teachers and outside your major.
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dvnrnn91

Fine Arts '13

4.2
A-

Weird Is Cool

I'm an art student, and the reason I came here was for the glass department. It's amazing. Where else can you learn neon? It's easily my favorite class. I could go on forever about all the interesting classes I've taken, but that would get boring. Love Alfred, love the people, love the town. Hot Dog Day is the best thing ever.

Mar 29, 2012

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rbehari

English '16

5.0
A+

LOVE IT

They offer alot of academic programs and they have good reviews on the programs and excellent professors. Everyone on campus is very helpful and considerate, you can make alot of friends and meet alot of different people.

Mar 25, 2012

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grasshopper44

German Language and Literature '15

0.8
D-

WTF? Im confused...

So, I come here, expecting an academic facility and academic enrichment... Well, it didn't turn out that way. If you like to be a swinger (relationship wise), have nothing to do other than sit on your computer and type reviews like myself, and like to hear your food singing to you in your stomach after you eat at the caff, then this is the number one place for you. I will mention though that some of the professors are exceptional. Granted, some people might like this institution and this could just be my preference, but when I pay as much as I pay here to attend I would hope that there would be more money going into upgrading academic facilities rather than supplying people with the latest lube and condoms. It's whatever though... And alfred... If your listening, please do something to make LIFE INTERESTING!!! I find myself walking aimlessly down the only street hoping that there would be something college like to do.

Mar 24, 2012

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User rating for Alfred University - Inside Scoop is 3.5 out of 5 based on 5 user reviews.

Facts

Traditions
  • AIDS Charity Basketball Game: This is one sporting event at Alfred that brings out a crowd. Every year, teams from AU and Alfred State compete against each other to raise money for victims of HIV. It really is a feel-good event and an opportunity for any unknown “ballers” to come out and show their stuff.
  • The Alfies: It’s the premiere awards show event on the Alfred University campus. Okay, so it’s the only awards show on campus, but it’s our very own. Each year in Harder Hall, the University gives out awards specially tailored to the Alfred Community. The University splurges on classy hors d’oeurvres, and students arrive on our red carpet dressed to impress. It’s meant to be a light-hearted event, but sometimes the stakes get pretty high.
  • Dance Concert: The Dance Concert is held yearly at the end of fall and spring semester. The show features student choreographed dances ranging in style from ballet to hip hop. Any student can volunteer to dance or choreograph a dance. Many students perform in more than one dance.
  • Decorating the King Alfred Statue: In the midst of campus, there is a bronze statue of the University’s symbol and mascot, the revered Saxon, King Alfred. Lauded for his accomplishments in reviving education throughout medieval Europe, he is also a prime target for pranksters. Students like to put things like beer cans in his benevolently outstretched hand and garnish his crown with toilet paper, rotten fruit, and so forth.
  • Hot Dog Day Weekend: If you can imagine a Labor Day parade running headlong into an Octoberfest celebration, you should have a pretty good idea of what Hot Dog Day is all about. Every spring, the town comes out for an entire weekend of drinking, games, and pork products. Craft booths line the Main Street, as well as games and rides. Hot Dog Day is also the premiere weekend for poor decision making and random hookups. It’s as though the whole town says “To hell with it, school’s almost over anyway!”
  • Midnight Breakfast: During finals week, Ade Dining Hall opens its doors at midnight. Students weary from studying flock to Ade to eat, relax, and hang out. WALF FM, the campus radio station, supplies tunes, and as an added bonus, your favorite teachers serve up the grub!
  • Playfair: During orientation week, all the freshmen are summoned together for ice breakers and activities. Once they have sufficiently bonded, they are divided by residence halls and pitted against each other in the Freshman Olympics. It sounds cheesy. It is cheesy, but where else will you ever be able to scream “I want a standing ovation!” and get one?!
  • Senior Shows: Harder Hall is completely transformed from a smoke-belching art factory into a spectacular gallery space. Students, faculty, parents, and visitors come from all over to wander through five floors of exhibitions. The halls are also lined with tables of free wine, cheese, and hors d’oeuvres, but we like to think people come for the culture.
  • Traying: Have I said it enough? It snows here, and the campus sits on a 60 degree incline. Naturally, sledding is a must. Still, not everyone could fit their toboggan in the family stationwagon, so they steal the conveniently-sized dinner trays from the dining halls and have at it!
Urban Legends
  • Playboy ranked AU the ugliest campus in America.
  • The Brick is haunted.

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