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Guys Are D***heads Who Were Clearly Bitches in High School and Girls Are Well, No Where to Be Found!
Wealth = status at Fordham. Trust me, I have game, I mean at least I thought I did until Fordham... I can usually get with whatever girl I target as long as she is not trying to use me to get drinks or has a boyfriend present; at Fordham however, these rules hardly apply. Enjoy the first month of school when girls put-out especially because reputations and relationships are not established. After that say goodbye to your happy days at Fordham. My advice is date the first cutie you hook-up with, if you don't you will become sexually frustrated and even discouraged. I began going to NYU, Pace, raves, and nightclubs to satisfy this; but even most guys aren't willing to leave campus because they are lazy alcoholic weed-fiends. Remember this too: NO GUEST OF THE OPPOSITE SEX ALLOWED IN DORMS AFTER 3AM. And if you do manage to make it back from the bar on time, the girl MUST BE SIGNED OUT BY 3AM or else you will be fined. If you want to know how a guest fine works the first is $15, then each violation following increases by 15, then doubles ($30, $45, $90+an official residential write up, $180+write up+loss of guest privileges) . I have even know some kids who have had a "moment" interrupted by an RA, following which both the guests are written up for sex...sex...yes you CAN BE PUNISHED FOR HAVING SEX!