The average Grover girl is pleasant and sharp minded. She wears minimal makeup, works out at least a little, avoids dressing flashy, and goes to church. There are a few hotties around, and the social butterflies often gravitate towards the sorority scene, but a large contingency of girls are highly body-conscious. Factors like type-A personality, unpalatable cafeteria entrées, and FitWell diet-analysis keep many girls slim and—a few too many—anorexic. Many Grover girls sit and wait for guys to initiate romantic relationships, and are willing to get their “Mrs.” degree and have kids without using their BAs in a public profession. However, many girls maximize the college experience, create strong resumés, and are confident about their ring-less status on graduation day.
Grover guys get higher marks for physical attractiveness than their female counterparts, but character is such an important factor for many Grove City College students that they may readjust shallow first impressions and crushes after the initial weeks of orientation. Some guys, especially those involved in certain sports teams and some fraternities, use collegiate independence to smoke, drink, sneak girls into their rooms, and generally rebel against college policies. However, a host of Grover guys are not only smart, but physically attractive, athletically capable, spiritually strong, and socially well adjusted. Add talents like opening doors for girls, guitar improv, and enthusiastic worship, then surely the Grover girls will swoon.