Worst of Macalester College

Point of Bonding

The weather sucks from November to March/April, but when there's remotely decent weather, Mac kids make the most of it. Plus, the campus is so small and most of the dorms are connected, so you don't have to spend too much time outside if you don't want to.

Lowered Expectation

Macalester students have a fabulously strange way of taking average looking to above average looking people and transforming them into the ugliest of ugly. Whether it's through clothing choice, lack of hygiene or a combination of stress and terrible weather, students become ugly here and nobody every feels attractive enough to actually date or hook up. It's not that much fun for gay boys.