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College Prowler Take
In College Prowler’s guide to Carleton College, the author lists St. Olaf as one of the “Top Places to Find Hotties.” It’s too bad we can’t say the same thing about you, Carleton, but thanks all the same. Yes, St. Olaf certainly has its fair share of attractive and eligible young guys and girls. Heterosexual gentlemen take note: There are more women than men. However, despite what some uninformed students may say, the ratio is definitely not two girls for every guy. The ratio is actually 1.4 girls for every boy, but I’m not sure what one would do with two-fifths of a girl, and as has been said before, everyone only gets one person at a time. Sorry kids, but it is common knowledge that Oles don’t know how to casually date one another. Why this is so remains a mystery. There is actually a popular rumor on campus that something like 30 percent of Olaf graduates marry other Olaf graduates—this is not true. Oles don’t marry other Oles any more often than the University of Minnesota students marry other University of Minnesota students, but for some incomprehensible reason, many people on campus act as if they’re looking for husbands and wives rather than boyfriends and girlfriends. Students Speak Out
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“There are a lot of really nice...
“There are a lot of really nice and very attractive guys on campus. I was definitely impressed.” |
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“The girls are hot! Never again in...
“The girls are hot! Never again in your life will you be surrounded by so many attractive and intelligent females. As a guy, you will be in heaven.” |
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“Well, guys definitely have great...
“Well, guys definitely have great odds at St. Olaf. There are way more beautiful girls than hot guys. However, there are always a few thrown in the mix for eye candy.” |
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“St. Olaf seems to have an...
“St. Olaf seems to have an unusually high percentage of what I would call beautiful people. The great thing, though, is that there are all these attractive people running around, but they have personalities, too! Also, there’s a nice guy-girl ratio that gives us guys a bit of a leg up.” |
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“The guys are okay, and they have...
“The guys are okay, and they have their pick of the girls. As a girl, it is frustrating to look for a guy—they are either gay, unattractive, or already have a girlfriend. So if you’re a good-looking guy, you will have no problem having as many girls as you want!” |
FactsBirth Control Available?
Yes - Free condoms are available in the Wellness Center where safe-sex counseling is also available.
Social Scene
Having a dry campus destroys the big campus party scene that many schools have. Most Olaf parties are smaller, so you will probably know all the people in attendance. Occasionally, there are big parties at off-campus houses. These are the places to be if you want to meet new people or, as the kids say, hook up. Mostly, though, the social scene is very low-key. You meet new people at classes, student organization meetings, or through people you already know
Having a dry campus destroys the big campus party scene that many schools have. Most Olaf parties are smaller, so you will probably know all the people in attendance. Occasionally, there are big parties at off-campus houses. These are the places to be if you want to meet new people or, as the kids say, hook up. Mostly, though, the social scene is very low-key. You meet new people at classes, student organization meetings, or through people you already know.
Hookups or Relationships?
Relationships. Like it or not, at St. Olaf, you’re either single or in a committed relationship. There isn’t even much casual dating on campus. Perhaps it’s being on a small campus where everyone knows everyone else, or perhaps it’s the strong religious presence, but for whatever reason, Oles are naturally monogamous creatures.
Best Places to Meet Guys/Girls
Casual parties in other people’s dorm rooms are usually the best places to meet new people, but as long as you’re not an agoraphobe, you’ll meet plenty of people going to class, eating in the Caf, joining student organizations, and just being a normal college student.
Dress Code
Oles have a reputation for being rather snappy. If your couture displays even a small amount of panache, everyone on campus will notice, and you’ll quickly develop a reputation for being stylish. If you dress in exceedingly shabby clothes such as a dirty T-shirt and ripped jeans, and look as if you haven’t showered in a week, you will probably get some looks—the bad kind.
Did You Know?Top Places to Find Hotties:
1. The residence halls
2. The library
3. Parties Top Places to Hook Up:
1. Skeezy parties at the Legion
2. Skeezy parties at the Grand
3. Drunken off-campus parties
4. Drunken on-campus parties
5. Your room, please
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