Worst of Swarthmore College

Athletics?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCLZWERgzhc

We got rid of football.

Campus Parties

No bars, restaurants, or clubs are within a walking distance of the campus. The only way to go out for nightlife would be to visit Philadelphia. The college parties are the only other nightlife scene. People over 18 can probably get into most of the college parties.

Greek Life's Kind of Insular

The frats don't really bring much to the community as a whole, and they don't have nearly enough parties. But they seem to be a lot of fun for the people who are in them. In general, people at Swarthmore kind of look down on being in a frat or in LaSS, the girls' equivalent to a sorority. It's a good place to start if you're looking for someone attractive, though.