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College Prowler Take
We at the UA are not “everyday people.” We are beautiful and hot. Well, most of us are anyway. The non-hot people would probably be hot anywhere else, but next to the cream-of-the-crop, super-hot UA students, they only come off as average looking. That’s how hot we are. Hopefully, such claims won’t make prospective students accumulate any eating disorders. You really should come as you are. If you’re not hot, we just won’t talk to you. And you’ll probably have a sad four-year college career. Bring a pet if you’re not a looker, or at least a nice personality, so we can overlook your ugliness. Really, though, the UA beauty scene is just a slice of life that can be experienced and observed anywhere else: there are some hot and not-so-hot people on campus, and they tend to hang out with their own crowds. Occasionally, you’ll see someone make a successful crossover, but it isn’t often. Prejudice seems to have found a comfortable and even politically-correct niche in the beauty sector of society. If the quotes don’t convey what the guys and girls here are like, looks-wise, then come and see for yourself. Just be prepared to take plenty of cold showers once you realize just how many hot people reside on the UA campus. Students Speak Out
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artikz says: University of Arizona 8 Engineering  |
Normally people point out pretty...
Normally people point out pretty ladies, but here at UofA we only point out ugly ones.
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Anonymous says: |
The women here are probably some...
The women here are probably some of the most beautiful women in the country, maybe even the world. I can promise you that. Even the ugly girls here are still really hot. |
Anonymous says: |
Everyone at UA is very...
Everyone at UA is very good-looking! That goes for the guys and also the girls. It’s just an all around, good-looking, clean-cut school. I wouldn’t think you would have any problems finding a good-looking guy! There are a lot out there and a lot to choose from. |
Anonymous says: |
We have people of all kinds here....
We have people of all kinds here. There are lots of hot guys here. A lot of them are jerks, but there are some really nice ones, though. It’s like anywhere else in that department. The girls are the same. For the most part, people are really friendly here, and it’s really easy to meet people and make friends. |
Anonymous says: |
Guys are pretty cool. Girls are...
Guys are pretty cool. Girls are cool, too. Most of them are very friendly and nice. And everyone looks good at Arizona! |
FactsBirth Control Available?
Yes - At the Campus Health pharmacy: http://rx.health.arizona.edu
Social Scene
Fraternities and sororities are big here, but it is very easy to find a group of friends without being in one. Although it is strange to see a Greek and a non-Greek hanging out on a regular basis, it does happen. The non-Greek folks usually hang out on University Blvd. for happy hour chit chatting about politics, music, and the new NPR segment they heard that morning.
Hookups or Relationships?
Both, hopefully not simultaneously but if polygamy fits you, I’m sure there is someone here in Arizona who practices it as well. A relationship during college has its pros and cons. You might wind up marrying the person you are with in college, but you do miss out on the beautiful people who go to the UA. University of Arizona has been voted by multiple sources as one of the most attractive campuses in the country, and come summer time, the tan bodies and short shorts or cut off shirts make that quite obvious.
Best Places to Meet Guys/Girls
The best place to meet a significant other is at the bars on Fourth Avenue, or around the bars on University. You can attempt and talk to someone during class, but most of the time they aren’t excited to be in class, they haven’t brushed their teeth, or they are busy eating breakfast in class. Love hits you when it wants, but so does lust, so always be prepared or else you will wind up with a baby from that girl you had a one night stand with after a night at Dirtbags.
Dress Code
Arizona is scorching hot come May, so the clothes begin to fall off and the shorts get a little shorter when it gets near 100 degrees. Our winters are mild, and probably the coldest it will get is around 40 degrees, so jeans, boots, and a nice coat will keep you cozy. Arizona does follow the trends of New York, L.A., Tokyo, and Paris, and sometimes you wonder what time these people got up to get ready in the morning they look so done up for class. There are definitely the preppy folk, the hipsters, the hippies, the punk/goth/rock-a-billy, the frat brothers, the carbon copy blonde, tan girls, and the geologists. But no one is judging you, really, on what you wear and what you look like.
Did You Know?Top Places to Find Hotties:
1. Dirtbag's
2. The SRC
3. O'Malley's on Thursday nights
4. In class or walking on campus
5. Ladies' night at Gentle Ben's Top Places to Hook Up:
1. The privacy of your own home
2. Dorms
3. Library
4. Your car in one of the massive garages
5. At a party or bar -- but be discrete!
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