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Well Dressed Functioning Alcoholics
If I can say one thing about the students of UM, it is that they dress very well. You will rarely see someone going to class in sweats, but if they are, no one really cares. However, for the most part, students are concerned with drinking, partying, and still maintaining good grades. If you aren't a drinker, it's harder to find people on campus. As well, you know the people on Jersey Shore who you're always like, "yeah, that can't exist in real life." Well, they do. At UM.