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anonymous126

Fordham University '15
Majoring in Business Management
Member since 1/9/2012

Off-Campus Dining at Fordham University

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ALERT: Listen NOW New Prospects-Do Not Go to Fordham, I Repeat Take It Off Your List Now.

The only reason why this school isn't given an F is because you are able to access Manhattan for the average fee of about $15 roundtrip. The girls are whales, lesbians, or the most social awkward creatures ever (the rare hot ones especially, or they are snotty rich girls who have boyfriends in the City). The guys vary from the stuck-up Christian to the lonely stoner drunk, everyone drinks their miseries away, it's actually very sad. Don't get me wrong I love partying; in fact I was planning on going to Boulder to basically get my fill of drugs, alcohol, and sluts. The reason why I didn't still haunts me today, however I made the decision to withdraw as soon as I could. If you choose Fordham BE READY to deal with the biggest assholes in your life: the student population consists of rich sheltered white kids who only care about themselves, the goal of Residential Life is to get you in as much trouble as possible, and be prepared to be mugged at least once if not twice in your career. I was witness to a gang shooting where two men were shot, one was killed. RAs will go out of their way to catch kids drinking and will write you up for Marijuana on the basis that your room smells like weed. Even if you are an OCCASIONAL user, you will be written up, your room will be searched, you will have to pay hundred$$$ in fines!! By the way if you even consider having sex while you are in college make sure you do it before 3 am, or else you'll be getting a BJ in the bushes during the snowy February days. Campus security is a joke, yet beware if you are caught by campus security you are PHUCKED with a capital F. The FOOD is filled with laxatives, as a majority of the materials used are preserved from a can, and you have ONE cafeteria to choose from which closes at 8PM! So no "free" late night snacks, munchies, or energy boosts. For your first two years you will be given Graduate student teachers, who couldn't give a damn about your learning progress. Basically be prepared to learn nothing, do average in school, and drink you're sorrows away a majority of the weeks. Also, you are in New York, so any type of fun you have to PAY for. That means you need $$ if you even want to have an average time. All of my close friends, ergo the cool people you won't meet, are planning or in the process of transferring. I do not wish any bad luck on anyone who chooses Fordham as their next step, in fact I hope you have a better experience that me and my peers had. If you do choose Fordham though, understand this...YOU WERE WARNED!

Jan 09, 2012

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Guys & Girls at Fordham University

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Guys Are D***heads Who Were Clearly Bitches in High School and Girls Are Well, No Where to Be Found!

Wealth = status at Fordham. Trust me, I have game, I mean at least I thought I did until Fordham... I can usually get with whatever girl I target as long as she is not trying to use me to get drinks or has a boyfriend present; at Fordham however, these rules hardly apply. Enjoy the first month of school when girls put-out especially because reputations and relationships are not established. After that say goodbye to your happy days at Fordham. My advice is date the first cutie you hook-up with, if you don't you will become sexually frustrated and even discouraged. I began going to NYU, Pace, raves, and nightclubs to satisfy this; but even most guys aren't willing to leave campus because they are lazy alcoholic weed-fiends. Remember this too: NO GUEST OF THE OPPOSITE SEX ALLOWED IN DORMS AFTER 3AM. And if you do manage to make it back from the bar on time, the girl MUST BE SIGNED OUT BY 3AM or else you will be fined. If you want to know how a guest fine works the first is $15, then each violation following increases by 15, then doubles ($30, $45, $90+an official residential write up, $180+write up+loss of guest privileges) . I have even know some kids who have had a "moment" interrupted by an RA, following which both the guests are written up for sex...sex...yes you CAN BE PUNISHED FOR HAVING SEX!

Jan 09, 2012

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Weather at Fordham University

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It's New York, However It's Not the City...

In the City the land is unnaturally heated by the subways, and wind protected by the buildings. The Bronx is a different story. After the sunny fall days end, you will be greeted with numerous miserable days of 40 degree weather and overcast, usually with rain. This is partially due to the pollution from the area. By the time winter comes around be prepared for your life to suck, since everything is only accessibly by AT LEAST ten minutes of walking.

Jan 09, 2012

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