ON-Campus Food

The choices are limited, but food is usually pretty fresh. It's true you can't find anything on campus after midnight, but the salad bars are decent and the pizza is always a go-to answer.

Sports

Football games are a joke. The players are jokes. It's not uncommon for students not to realize there are athletic events happening until the cannon goes off. The football team is so lame that the school can afford to set off a canon for every touchdown/score the team makes. Which average on one a game. If they are lucky.