The student body at X is 56 percent female, so guys have the numbers in their favor. The girls at Xavier come in all different shapes and sizes. So whether you’re looking for the girl next door or the girl with a strange piercing, chances are you’ll find her; and regardless of whether you’re looking for Miss Right or Miss Right Now, chances are, you’ll at least find the latter if you’re the social type. Some Xavier students proclaim that the girls and guys here all look the same due to the University’s typical upper-middle socioeconomic class. However, in the looks department, the females at Xavier, for the most part, don’t disappoint. On the plus side, most of them are capable of having an intelligent conversation, too!
As far as the guys go, a female Xavier student was once overheard proclaiming the following: “There are four types of guys at Xavier: taken, ugly, gay, and just plain loser.” That’s not exactly a fair assessment, based on the fact that, every weekend, plenty of the female coeds seem to find a way to look beyond those four stigmas and hook up anyway; that’s just the way of the world—well, the college world anyway. The dating scene at X is lacking mainly because, for the most part, there are only two extremes: drunken hookups and marriage. If you’re looking for something in between, good luck.